Hai humanz

Y HALO THAR HUMANZ, DIS AR TEH BOOTS TEH SUPREME OVERLORD OV DIS DOMICILE.





MAH HUMANZ R SICK, DO I DECIDD 2 TAEK BREAK FRUM DEFENDIN DIS PLAC FRUM TEH FEATHERY FLAPPY FLYIN THINGS OUTSIDE 2 BESTOW TEH GREATNES OV MAH PRESENCE UPON U ALL.





I R TEH HANSUMMEST!


THINS I LIEK:
GOOSHY FOOD
TOONA
KANGAROO - MY HUMANZ GIVE ME REAL ROO! THA MY FAVRIT :3
PATZ
BRUSHES
MAI MOUSEY
TREETZ
BEWBIES
SUMBEEMS


THINS I DUN LIEK:
BATHTIEM
BEIN IN CRATE
VET >;:{
WHISKAS GOOSHY FOOD
COOKED CHIKIN
TIEM OUTZ

I FOUND MAI HUMANZ IN THE RSPCA - I CALLED THEM OVA FROM MAI BRUTHRS N SISTRS. THEY R OBE.. ON.. THAY DO WAT I TELL THM TO DO. MOSTLEE.

IT R HARD TEW USE THIZ FONE TO TIPE SO I GO NAO BFORE I GET CAWT, I NEED TEW MASSAGE MY HUMANZ HED - THAY LIKE THAT RITE?

BAI!





..nao wat buttern du I prez.?